Let me start with this: I’ve never been a fan of cannabis vapes.
From lung-straining draws and annoyingly-low battery life spans to questionable compliance checks and the straight-up gross flavors I’ve been personally victimized by, I’ve traditionally avoided this section of retail shelves throughout my cannabis connoisseurship—until Juana.
This women-owned brand successfully converted a vape-hater—here’s how
Like most good things, Juana found me right where I wasn’t looking. Well, okay—I was technically at a dispensary to interview majority co-owner and Juana co-founder Rachel Xin, but the feature was on the location itself; vapes were barely on my radar. Xin mentioned her debut brand in passing, offering me some samples and kindly inviting me to Juana’s launch party.
While I was unable to attend the event, I was intrigued by the creative angle (a teahouse in LA? Pinch me—I must be dreaming!) and Xin’s overall vision and drive. Her energy was so infectious, I found myself thrilled to head home and try a product I would have typically passed on. And as soon as I did, I was:
1. Even more upset that I’d have to miss the launch party, and
2. Determined to use my platform to spread the word about Xin and her incredible new brand.
The Juana team gifted me three of their all-in-one vapes—and I’ll get to my full breakdown of the consumption experience—but first, a moment for the serious love and attention that was put into this care package.
The products were accompanied by a gorgeous pack of matches, a limited-edition gold-plated tourmaline pendant (WOW!), two candles, and directions on how to utilize all of these accessories for a powerfully intentional consumption sesh. The Juana team didn’t just want me to try their products—they wanted me to experience.
Juana Rest: Lavender Kush
I started my Juana journey with Rest: a 5:1:1 THC:CBD:CBN all-in-one designed to hit you like a lullaby: soft, sweet, and soothing enough to drift right off to dreamland.
Based on this description, I took a few gentle puffs right before bed. That’s the biggest Juana selling point for me: I’ve never experienced such a clean hit from a vape cart before. What I considered “smooth” before was blown out of the water by this brand; the team obviously put a lot of time and care into ensuring each pull would be nothing short of pleasant, and they more than delivered.
Taylor’s tip for a well-rounded consumption experience: Pair this vape with the soothing sounds of Billie Bossa Nova and the sweet taste of figs paired with walnuts.
Juana Recover: Lemon Skunk
The next day, I followed up an intense kickboxing session by beastman_anderson with Juana Recover, which promised to deliver an “invigorating citrus zing” to my nervous system.
With spritely notes of lemon, citrus, and quintessential cannabis skunk, this vape loosened up my muscles for the ultimate post-workout relaxation sesh. Again, the flavor was chef’s-kiss-fabulous, and the pull was clean and smooth enough for me to keep coming back for more.
Taylor’s tip for a well-rounded consumption experience: Make sure to blast “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan while you hit your all-in-one and sip on a glass of refreshing cucumber and lemon water.
Juana Arouse: Strawberry Cough
When it came time to try Juana Arouse, I was more than ready to light one of the candles, set an intention, and delve deep into this sweet, flirty treat. With a 5:1 ratio of THC:CBD, this all-in-one is designed to stir up pleasure and desire, setting you up for a sensual oasis that whisks you away from your everyday routine.
This is something we all need, and I’m not just talking about a sensual check-in. Experiencing this sort of session is the ultimate act of being present: a necessity for engaging with your surroundings and understanding how to make the best of every moment. I’ll never turn down a reminder to shut out the noise of the world and go inward, and this all-in-one allowed me to do just that.
Taylor’s tip for a well-rounded consumption experience: For this one, put on some Ravyn Lenae, feel yourself, and top it all off with some vanilla ice cream with a drizzle of high-quality olive oil and a pinch of sea salt…trust me (and Dua Lipa and Nara Smith)!
Overall Brand Score: 12/10
I give the Juana team and their products a 12/10 because they didn’t just meet my expectations as a connoisseur—they far exceeded them. From beautiful products that were thoughtfully crafted for the ultimate consumer experience to stunning packaging that made me feel loved and appreciated, Xin and her brand have mastered what so many today are missing: a human touch.
That’s what cannabis is all about: uniting a community that is like-minded in our pursuit of justice, peace, and genuine care for our fellow man. Today’s brands, take notes. There is a lot to be learned from Juāna’s breathtaking approach.
And the best news? Juana doesn’t just sell vapes—they will soon offer an array of flower and edibles.
Dive into their sanctuary of wellbeing here, and leave a comment below to let me know what your favorite Juāna product is.
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